Walter's Revenge - by Trish
Walter, you're a wimp, it's known throughout the dell
So why don't you mind? He shrinks when I yell!
He ppulled out of his coil and writhed away
But I wriggled behind, I'd more to say.
Thus it continued for many a day
With me nagging and him slithering away
You don't hold your head up tall, at alll
I don't like heights, I fear i might fall
I despaired he'd stand up to Alfred the great
But then came the day Alfred met his fate
He went way too far with his latest spate
Of control and bullying of Walter, my mate.
Walt's head was high meta;phorically
As he writhed with Alfred heroically
For Walter knew the time was right
For this worm turning hermaphrodite!